Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Episode 1 Sales Man and Swarupa



Braa sales man tho naa puku gula theerchukunna
Swarupa: Naa mogudu office ki velladu. Oka sales man braa lu ammadaniki vochadu. Athadu maa inti door daggaraku vachi maa inti bell koduthunnadu.
Sales Man: Ding Dong.......
Swarupa: Evaru?
Sales Man(manasulo): Wow! sallu(rommulu) bayataku kanipistunnai na madda legustundi.
Sales Man : Hellow madam neenu kotharakamaina braalu ammuthunnanu meeku kavala?
Swarupa: Avasaram ledu
Sales Man(manasulo): yala aina ikkada kontha samayam spend cheyali
Sales Man: Glass water ivvandi please
Swarupa: Ok ikkade undu..... antu lopaliki velli glass water theesukoni vochi istundi
Sales Man(manasulo): Aaha sallu deggaraga chusanu
Sales Man: Thanks Water ichinanduku, okkasari ee braa chudandi please
Swarupa: Idi chala chinnaga undi
Sales Man: Okkasari vesukoni chudandi madam deeniki elastic untundi
Swarupa: Ok okka nimisham wait cheyyi aa roomlo vesukuntanu...... antu room lopaliki velli door close cheyakunda alage unchindi
Swarupa(manasulo): Naku thelusu idi naaku saripodu, chala chinnadiga undi, anukuntu jacket vippesindi mirror(addam) lo chusukuntu, naa sallu pelli aiyaka koncham peddaviga ayyayi. ee small braa naku saripodu. No.... Sales Man naa sallu chustunnadu mirror lo.
Sales Man(manasulo): Wow! supper sallu neenu ilanti sallu eppudu chuada ledu
Swarupa(manasulo): Naa sallu athadu chustunte naa puku gula peduthundi, athanitho naa puku
gula theerchukovalanipistundi, athanu alage chustunnadu, naa pukulo velu(finger) pettukunta athanu chuselaga, naa sary vippesanu, naa langa loninchi cheyyi lopaliki petti velutho ruddanu, athanu chustunnadu mirror lo, athani mdda lesindi mirrorlo kanipistundi, munde naa pukulo nunchi rasam karuthundi, neenu direct ga athani daggaraku vochi....
Swarupa: Naaku e braa saripovadam ledu, chala chinnadiga undi, naa sllu lavu ekkuva, naa sllanu nee chethitho measure chesi kotha braa theesukura
Sales Man: Alage medam....
Swarupa(manasulo): Naa sallu pisukuthunaadu, naa sallu chivari bagalu naluka tho nakuthunnadu, naa puku gula perigindi.
Swarupa: Haa.. Haaa.... Hey em chestunnav? naa sallu nokkaku, nee nalukatho ala cheyaku, just measure chey
Sales Man: Sorry madam, neenu ila cheyakunda undaleka pothunna, nee sallu chusaka naa madda lesindi.
Swarupa: Haa...Haaa....
Swarupa(manasulo): Naa sallu gattiga ayyayi, naa sallu chivaribagalu nalukatho nakuthunte naaku haiga undi.
Sales Man: Nee sallu chala bagunnayi ....antu bed paiki theesukelli madda chupinchadu
Swarupa: Nee madda chala lavuga peddaga undi....antu madda notilo pettukundi.
Sales Man: uhhhh!
Swarupa: Ummmm mu mu mu...(seekuthundi) naa pukulo rasam karuthundi, nannu dengu.
Sales Man: Alage madam neenu braa Sales Man ni, customer ni satisfy chestanu, nee puku open cheyandi
Swarupa(manasulo): Naa drayar vippanu, naa rendu kaallu vedalpu chesanu
Swarupa: Nannu dengu Naa pukulo nee madda pettu
Sales Man(manasulo): pukulo madda pettanu
Swarupa: Ahhhh!
Pukulo madda pettinapudu voche sound: thumb thumb thumb....
Swarupa: dengu baga dengu, gattiga dengu, dengu raa dengu, usss haaaa ussss abbbaa, apaku dengu haaaa, nee madda naa pukulo baga saripoyindi, apakunda gattiga dengu haaaaa issss haaaa abbbaaaaa haaaaa naa puku lo nuchi oil ochela undi
Sale Man: Naaku kuda naa maddalo nunchi oil ochela undi
Swarupa: Naa puku lo nunchi oil ostundi ahhhhh! ououou...
Sales Man: Ahhh! .... naa madda pattukoni naa maddalo oil vochela chesindi
Swarupa: So mister right size braa teesukoni malli eppudu vostav?
  
The End

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